@prefix : . [ :quotBody """Homer: Hey, turn it down! I can't even hear myself think Homer's Brain: I want some peanuts Homer: That's better"""; :id "8F11" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: There was a little Spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be, he heard the singers like Beatles, the Chipmunks he'd seen on T.V., why not a little Spanish flea?"""; :id "8F11" ] . [ :quotBody """Cult member: Can I interest you in our free weekend session? Homer: When is this weekend? Cult member: It's this weekend Homer: Oh, I see... and how much is this free weekend? Cult member: Er... it's free Homer: Uh huh, and when is this weekend? Cult member: It's this weekend Homer: And how much are you charging for this free weekend [gets dragged away by Bart], it's free right?"""; :id "5F23" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Outta my way, jerkass! [...] Oh, look, a bird!"""; :id "5F23" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Homer no function beer well without"""; :id "5F23" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today... [starts crying] Marge: Oh, there there Homer, our little boy is growing up Homer: No, it's not that Marge; didn't you hear? They have no bananas - they have no bananas today [breaks down]"""; :id "2F04" ] . [ :quotBody """Marge: What's the matter with Bart? Homer: Probably misses his old glasses"""; :id "2F04" ] . [ :quotBody """TV Weatherman: We predict a 75% chance... of hillarity! Homer: I like those odds!"""; :id "2F05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Ah, the mysteries of life"""; :id "2F05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us anything - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as foxy boxing, hot oil wrestling, and such and such"""; :id "2F05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Kids, get out of here, I don't want you to see this [kids leave, Homer falls onto his knees in front of Marge] please, please, please, please, please"""; :id "7F01" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: [Wearing a sports bra that he found in a dumpster] Hey, Bart, look what I found! Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra Homer: Who cares? I'm finally getting the support I need"""; :id "BABF14" ] . [ :quotBody """AA Lady: And we have sugar cookies and marshmellows Homer: These sugar cookies you speak of... are they symbolic? AA Lady: They're on that table, over there [points] Homer: Aw... all the way over there? I don't want to walk all the way over there... Anything that takes 12 steps isn't worth doing! Get it? Heh? Steps? [cut to a scene of Homer waking up in some bushes rubbing his head]"""; :id "BABF14" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Hey, Apu, got any of those Kettle chips that give you diareah? I need to do a little spring cleaning"""; :id "BABF14" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: [Picks up payphone] Barney, the call is from heroism... will you accept the charges?"""; :id "BABF14" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Oh come on honey, it's O.K. - we all loved that quilt but you can't get too attached to [sees crumbs of his cookie]... My cookie!!! This is not happening, this is not happening..."""; :id "7F14" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me?"""; :id "7F06" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: You think you've got guts, try raising my kids."""; :id "7F06" ] . [ :quotBody """Marge: Homer, say something! Homer: How much are they paying you? Bart: $20 a week! Homer: Pfffff, I make more than that"""; :id "8F03" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: You know who the real crroks are - it's those sleazy Hollywood producers"""; :id "8F03" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl, he he he"""; :id "2F06" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: mmmmm gummi De Milo"""; :id "2F06" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: I haven't learned a thing"""; :id "2F06" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Well, they can't fire me! Lenny: Gee, why not Homer? Homer: [silent]"""; :id "8F09" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Marge it's not that - this job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchmajigger, I'm nothing!"""; :id "8F09" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Ooh, the land of chocolate"""; :id "8F09" ] . [ :quotBody """Comedian: Don't you hate it... when you go to the bathroom... and there's no toilet paper! Homer: [cracks up] It's funny 'cause it's true!"""; :id "7F13" ] . [ :quotBody """Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious Homer: Why, thank you honey"""; :id "7F13" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?"""; :id "7F13" ] . [ :quotBody """Abe: Not with Homer - he always folded instantly over anything. It was as if he had no will of his own. Isn't that right Homer? Homer: Yes dad"""; :id "7F07" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Operator, give me the number for 911!"""; :id "7F07" ] . [ :quotBody """Bart: [miming] I think you stink Lisa: [miming] You drive me crazy Bart and Lisa: [giggle] Homer: I thought I told you two to knock it off? Lisa: We didn't say anything Bart: Not one word Homer: Yeah, well no pantomomime either"""; :id "7F16" ] . [ :quotBody """Herb: Homer, you're the richest man I know Homer: I feel the same about you"""; :id "7F16" ] . [ :quotBody """Herb: Now answer me again with self-confidence Homer: Sort of!!!"""; :id "7F16" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Krusty, are you gonna finish that meatloaf, or what?"""; :id "8F05" ] . [ :quotBody """T.V. Guy: Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con: be there, and be square. Bart: Yep, beats school Homer: Yep, beats work"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Well, how was I to know it's not a real spaceship?"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Bodyguard: So who else are you going to find to take a bullet for you, or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery? Mayor Quimby: I'll tell you who - that guy [points to Homer] Homer: Woo-hoo! Marge: But Homey, I don't think you were listening Homer: I said woo-hoo"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Bodyguard Guy: As a bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee; not to your family, not to your country, not even to Muhammed Homer: Even during Ramadan? Bodyguard Guy: Shut your sass-hole, boy!"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Clear! The pig is in the poke Marge: Homer, I don't care for that code-name... Homer: Look out Marge, cat! Marge: I know you're excited about your new job, but could you just calm down a little? [Bart and Lisa enter] Homer: Hold it, what's your clearance? Bart: We just want to get a snack Homer: Access denied [uses a sleeper hold on them - they fall to the floor] Marge: Homer, I've told you, I don't like you using your new sleeper hold on the kids! Homer: Pfffff, they'll be fine in half an hour Marge: That's not the point. And another thing, I told you to take out the garbage three days ago and you still haven't... [Homer uses his sleeper hold on Marge] Marge: Meeeeeeh [falls to the floor] Homer: [looks at his watch] Aw... still 30 minutes 'till dinner. Oh well [uses sleeper hold on himself, but hits the table on the way down] Ow!"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: And I asked for the double double, but they gave me the double double double double"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Crap on a crutch; they're milking rats! Milking rats!"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Mark Hamill: Homer, use the for... Homer: The force? Mark Hamill: The forks! Use the forks! Homer: Oh"""; :id "AABF05" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: Oh come on Marge, it's a fixer upper!"""; :id "7F04" ] . [ :quotBody """Homer: [turns on bug catcher] Bug: [frying noise] Homer: Ooooooh, that was a big mama!"""; :id "7F04" ] .