#swhack Quotes

2001-09-28 04:51:59 <sbp> That has to be the rudest possible thing to do on 
IRC; to fuck up someone's quote deeley. It's the equivalent of getting on a 
table and waving your arse in the air during a board meeting

2002-03-01 03:19:26 <wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
2002-03-01 03:19:37 <AaronSw> not to have sex with him?

2002-03-01 03:49:43 <AaronSw> * AaronSw greps for Ain Al-Milkeen

2002-03-05 05:44:36 <AaronSw> [...] from my email: "and wtf are you doing 
with zope????? have you no self-respect?"

2002-03-06 00:01:28 <talli> [...] i only chat in channels that could ruin my 
political career

2002-03-06 00:02:43 <AaronSw> anyone know how to turn a next cube on?
2002-03-06 00:02:57 <sbp> you probably just breathe on it, and it springs 
to life

2002-03-06 00:06:53 <Morbus> the armpits of apache doesn't sound romanitc.

2002-03-06 00:53:15 <sbp> ACT I. Narrator: An unassuming channel. Nothing out 
of the ordinary. Suddenly, something stirs! Morbus: OooOh, I have ass-cramp! 
Narrator: Yes, it's the #swhack story [music]

2002-03-07 20:40:29 <Morbus> [15:38] xxxx: lol
2002-03-07 20:40:30 <Morbus> [15:38] Morbus: don't laugh at me.
2002-03-07 20:40:30 <Morbus> [15:38] Morbus: your ass is haunting me.
2002-03-07 20:41:36 <sbp> * sbp wonders who the haunty-assed xxxx is

2002-03-08 01:22:29 <jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class 
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...]
2002-03-08 01:22:41 <jeremiah> and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going 
to get a real job?"

2002-03-08 01:25:19 <jeremiah> I wanna be able to run as fast as Alan Turing 
someday

2002-03-08 03:09:30 <AaronSw> most people visit my site on WinNT
2002-03-08 03:09:50 <AaronSw> that means I can insult them

2002-03-15 22:08:52 <AaronSw> the new sbp: "cooler; more dynamic, chic, 
proactive, and cute"

2002-03-16 01:40:23 <deltab> MorbusIff: can't you ghost Morbus?
2002-03-16 01:40:31 <MorbusIff> not yet.
2002-03-16 01:40:34 <MorbusIff> i'm using him as a joke

2002-03-18 23:50:28 <rm> B::Would the theme song of the Python Logging System 
be "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok"?

2002-03-19 00:49:51 <sbp> oh, I just remembered something
2002-03-19 00:50:14 <Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.

2002-03-19 04:27:29 <sbp> "Adopt a Snail"?
2002-03-19 04:27:32 <rm> scoff! "adopt an escargot"? is nothign sacred?
2002-03-19 04:27:42 <sbp> and you wanted to eat the poor buggers

2002-03-19 01:55:27 <AaronSw> Perl is so wacky...

2002-05-01 01:23:00 <AaronSw> A Zen Center doesn't sound very zen...

2002-05-01 15:47:52 <rik> my mom just walked into my room, and said "I've 
got a very important question for you"
2002-05-01 15:48:02 <rik> so I responded "French Fries"
2002-05-01 15:48:05 <rik> and she left again

2002-05-02 15:37:48 <AaronSw> hey jill
2002-05-02 15:38:54 <Morbus> jill. rather mundane today.
2002-05-02 15:39:01 <Morbus> i bet you're wearing white cotton knickers.

2002-05-02 15:41:41 <AaronSw> wow, 54% of Americans know how long it takes 
for the Earth to orbit the sun, up from 50%

2002-05-03 00:55:03 <Morbus> * Morbus strokes sbp's penis.
2002-05-03 00:55:07 <Morbus> ack! ego! i mean ego!

2002-05-03 20:58:08 * Ash kicks AaronSw
2002-05-03 20:58:12 * AaronSw ducks
2002-05-03 20:58:15 <Ash> umm
2002-05-03 20:58:15 <AaronSw> err jumps
2002-05-03 20:58:19 <Morbus> hehehe

2002-05-07 16:17:28 * redmonk gulps water in preparation for drug test
2002-05-07 16:17:47 * redmonk wonders if caffeine shows up on those things

2002-05-09 21:35:44 * jillzilla swears off toothbrushing to be sexier.
2002-05-09 21:35:59 <Morbus> if you're gonna swear off something for allure, 
swear off clothes.
2002-05-09 21:36:23 <sbp> swear off eating garlic
2002-05-09 21:36:43 <jillzilla> Maybe I should swear off loose tshirts.
2002-05-09 21:36:43 <AaronSw> This channel has been so destroyed...

2002-05-10 01:34:50 <jillzilla> The Faerie Queene...I haven't read any of 
that. [...]
2002-05-10 01:35:33 <jillzilla> good heavens.
2002-05-10 01:35:40 <jillzilla> Spenser writes like Ash.

2002-05-14 20:46:22 * jillzilla sobs.  They've all died!
2002-05-14 20:46:27 * jillzilla is miserable.
2002-05-14 20:46:32 <Morbus> who died?
2002-05-14 20:46:45 <jillzilla> my servers.
2002-05-14 20:46:57 * jillzilla kicks an innocent passing puppy.
2002-05-14 21:03:56 <Morbus> bwahahaha.

2002-05-18 21:34:37 <bijan> Is "anal retentive" hyphanated?

2002-05-22 15:04:58 <walloper> <MysticOne> Apologies for the 
instabilities, folks.  We're not quite sure what's going on at the moment, but 
rest assured we're working on it.  Thank you for your understanding.
2002-05-22 15:05:20 <redmonk> <microsoft> Apologies for the instabilities, 
folks.  We're not quite sure what's going on at the moment, but rest assured 
we're working on it.  Thank you for your understanding.

2002-06-05 22:31:51 <sbp> oh, there you go with fancy pants elitist "oh, 
hey I'll just use IPv6 like the big IP address hugging freak that I am, bwahh, 
bwaahhh bwaaaaaah", and I'll be all poor with my IP address begging

(wmf corrected version)

2002-06-06 17:30:16 <Morbus> and like you and me. you know, if i invented the 
alphabet, i've been told to put U and I together.
2002-06-06 17:30:16 <Morbus> now, i'm not entirely sure what that means,
2002-06-06 17:30:16 <Morbus> but if you had a beautiful body, i'd hold it 
against you.
2002-06-06 17:30:18 <Morbus> i mean, wait.
2002-06-06 17:30:20 <Morbus> dammit. i'm so bad at this.

2002-06-07 14:54:42 <AaronSw> wtf?! sock puppet porn download?

2002-06-13 02:18:08 <Acapnotic> what's the wacky eyeball where the form 
should be?
2002-06-13 02:24:57 <AaronSw> um, that's the mosaic logo
2002-06-13 02:26:23 <Acapnotic> indeed, but what's it doing there?
2002-06-13 02:30:06 <AaronSw> probably apologizing for its lack of form 
support